Dear people at the Ministry of Health and the WHO,
I am deeply moved by your concern about human safety and health regarding the recent threat, the monsterous bird flu. I understand you selfless individuals only mean well, but I herewith state, that you don't need to burry and burn tons of poultry alive and donate my tax payer's cash to pharmaceutical corporates for wonderful new inventions to fight those evil birds.
I have my own method of countering such threats to humanity: purchasing only organic products from free-range animals.
Thanks anyway.
Best Regards,
M.W.
Nature deserves more respect!
~peace~